the anal condom enigma
when a gentleman attempting to b-tt f-ck encounters the life long question as to whether the woman would want him to wear a raincoat, or just plain raw dog it.
last friday, me and suzy were getting down to business, then i got totally mindf-cked by the -n-l condom enigma, so she bounced and i had to rub one out so i didn’t get blue b-lls.
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