The Andy Samberg
a s-x position: when you c-m on a guy or girl’s face, throw him or her on the ground, and then tazz him or her in the b-tt. (preferably in the b-tt hole).
last night my boyfriend and i did the andy samberg! it was great, but my b-tt stings a little.
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