THE ANGRY CAVEMAN


when you rub a5-35 on the head of your d-ck and put it in your partner’s -ss making her grunt and walk on all fours
“yo dude!” last sat-rday i met this girl at a bar and gave her the angry caveman. the b-tch went crazy”

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