the angry hermit crab
while f-cking a girl on the beach, take your d-ck out and stick it in the sand. then put your sandy d-ck back in her v-g-n-, like a hermit crab going back into its sh-ll.
i was f-cking my girl on the beach so i just did the angry hermit crab on her.
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