The Angry Leprechaun
while banging your girlfriend from behind, secretly pick up a irish red headed midget and throw him on your girlfriend’s back and make him lick her -rs-, while your girlfriend screams in terror.
dude, my girlfriend was making fun of my irish ancestry, so i threw the angry leprechaun at that b-tch
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