The Animal
a beast of a man who on the word practice humps any moving object in sight, esp. fat wielert and hot women. he sleeps in a cage and eats raw meat all day. he loves feeding women his monstrous elephant dong.
look at the animal dry hump fat wielert, he has been at it for the last 2 hours. d-mn that is one huge elephant c-ck.
related to the shocker; a hand gesture also used for pleasuring a lady friend. to do: hold the pointer and middle finger together like a peace sign but with the fingers together. take the remaining three fingers(ring, pinky, and thumb) and put them touching on the tips, creating somthing like a tp. to use: the two fingers(middle and pointer) go in the cooter, while the other three(like a tp) go in via -n-lly. finally when in the r-ct-m, open the tp to create one h-lluva hole. really a shocker, surprises the h-ll out of all girls, kinky or otherwise.
“dude she flipped a sh-t last night when i pulled the animal.”
“wait. you mean you pulled her -ss apart with your three fingers and expected her to like it?”
“ya that was kinda dumb”
Read Also:
- The DMV Treatment
when waiting in line for hours and finally approaching the window but the window either closes or the clerk tells you that somehow “you were on the wrong line” and you are sent to another line only to be sent to another and another in a vicious cycle of wasted time and frustration. that is […]
- uqh
the scene way of saying ugh uqh mi h3ad hurtsssss >.<
- pebbly
someone stinks badder than bad “d-mn b-tch ur -ss is so pebbly right now!”
- The Formal
the formal (also called a prom in america) is an event generally held in yr 10 and yr 12. the girls spend many months trying to find the perfect outfit, and once they have, make sure the guy shave the perfect outfit to match. the boys usually get corsages for the girl either to wear […]
- The Fumunda Effect
this is what happens when you sh-t you pants, at work, and it ends up costing you $21 because your mom is working and your grandma has to go to wal-mart to get you a new pair of pants and boxers. fumunda: i sh-t myself at work! mom:what do you want me to do about […]