The Ant and the Rubber Tree Plant
the act of inserting the tip of a scoopula into one’s -n-s to form a bridge into the orifice, then sprinkling bread crumbs along the scoopula. a box of camel crickets is then opened and coaxed to follow the bread crumb trail into the -n-s, leading to a chemical reaction inside the user’s body that results in a wild, hallucinogenic experience.
i bought a box of camel crickets to do a little of the ant and the rubber tree plant and now i’m the s-xiest man alive.
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