The Apocalypse
male puts both fists together, and puts them out in front of him. as his fists make their way to the woman’s v-g-n-, the male begins singing ” dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun” dramatically.
“mason pulled the apocalypse on kenzie last night!”
“d-mn. i bet her p-ssy be real big now”
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