the arby’s special
a p-ssy so beat up it resembles an arby’s roast beef sandwich, with hair so long it looks like a side of curly fries.
randy: dude i tried to go down on her last night but i couldn’t.
mr. lahey: sh-t randy, why not?
randy: she had the arby’s special between her legs.
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