The Arnold Reyes
the act of performing three simultaneous h-m-s-xual acts in parallel. these acts include, but are not limited to: shrimpin, the alaskan pipeline and the alabama hot pocket.
named for the first man to attempt and successfully execute the aforementioned maneuvers, arnold reyes.
arnold: hey man let’s get down to business.
reginald (arnold’s brother): yeah, i hope i can finish off the alaskan hot pocket this time. i think the arnold reyes would be a good name to describe what we do every weekend.
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