The Atheist’s Nightmare
the idea proposed by that -sshat ray comfort that the banana proves g-d’s existence.
“behold! the atheist’s nightmare! i have a banana! it proves g-d exists!”
“behold! the theist’s nightmare! i have a pineapple! it proves g-d doesn’t exist!”
not the banana argument but causality which is a scientific principle which is against the nonscientific -ssertions of atheists about an uncaused universe from nothing.
causality is the atheist’s nightmare who places their faith in evidenceless hypothesizes such as abiogenesis and the multiverse. we can deduce from this that atheism is bullsh-t.
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