the Atkinshaft
a man of infinite wisdom who has mastered the art of s-x. also refered to as the last s-xbender, the last known atkinshaft is a young man named matt atkinson who gained the t-tle of atkinshaft after a 10 year retreat with indian s-x monks in a temple lost in the jungles. black belt 69th dan in c-n-l-ng-s and undefeated champion of the matra sutra games (named after him); once you go matt, you always come back.
the atkinshaft made chuck norris cry
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