the autumn breeze
after outdoor s-x with your partner during the fall season, and finishing on their face, take a handful of leaves from the ground and throw it on their face.
the other night i took jane to a spot and we had s-x outside. i pulled out and finished on her face. so to be funny i hit her with the autumn breeze
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