The Back Stroke
the act of masturbation with your hand stroking (pinky foward) so that you are working your yule log in reverse piston motion. lube is required depending on the type of salmi squeeze that you apply!
my hand got tired of jerkin the gerkin the usual way so i reversed it and am doing the back stroke now!
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