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• The Bike Gang

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• The Brat Prince

  perhaps one of the most infamous vampires. dracula quite fails to compare to our beloved lestat. don’t see ‘the queen of the d-mned’, read the book. see also lestat and also read ‘the vampire lestat’, written by anne rice. i will settle for no one less than lestat, the brat prince.

• the burt reynolds

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• the cap'n

  the supreme ruler of crunchland. also a pirate. “arr, ye landlubbers! yer money or yer cereal!” author of a pirate-themed webcomic, high seas hijinks. knows a lot about pirates. no relation to cap’n crunch or captain planet, though these rumors persist. actual name unknown. – the cap’n gnaws on his arm.

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