The Bad Thing
erectile dysfunction; the inability of a man to achieve or maintain an erection sufficient for his s-xual needs or the needs of his partner.
john: you f-ck lucy last night?
matt: not exactly…
john: how come dude
matt: you know man, the bad thing happened
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- The Berg
when a extremely drunk person tries to make out with an unsuspecting party. usually the make out is undesired and lots of unwanted tongue is involved. “girl, what happened to you?” “that guy over there just tried to pull the berg on me. i had to fight to get free.”
- The Bob Scoodles
when the female gives oral s-xual pleasure to a male figure. also known as head, domes, top, bob, slob kn-bber,and brain. i just got the bob scoodles from emaline. ooooo was it good!! h-ll yea and after she put her meat on my stick like shishkabob
- thunder beads
they are a stimulating pleasure toy for one’s -n-s. it looks like a thick string of pearls, with beads usually lined smallest to largest depending on the penetration preference. can be used by oneself or with a partner(s). (watch made of honor for visual reference) as the h-rny lady sits alone she decides to stick […]
- the cats ass
a niftyier way of saying cool, that is the sh-t, or this is wonderful. it is also used to say that someone or something is really clever or intelligent. the guys at holybullsh-t.com are the cats -ss. being genrally awesome, something that is really, really sweet. there are also varitions such as the cat’s meow […]
- the clit
an organization run by the notorious jay and silent bob. jay is the master of the cl-t “i am the master of the cl-t!” the little joystick in the middle of a laptop keyboard i prefer the cl-t over the touchpad on my laptop