the bagwell
the act of having -n-l s-x with a small handbag size dog with peanut b-tter as lube until you see blood, the dog tries to bite your hand, and he wiggles his -ss urgently in pain adding more st-tches to his own -n-l reconstruction surgery.
man did you see that guy do “the bagwell” on that poor puppy? he’s not going to be able to sh-t for months
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