The Bald Eagle
the new age of combover where males who are balding attempt to cover up this fact by using any remaing hairs to create a faux hawk.
dude look at that guy with the bald eagle.
lame, he should srsly invest in a hat.
when a chick is speard-eagle wid a non-existant bush.
1..(shaved bush = bald) + (speard eagle) – spread..
or
2..an speadeagle that has been balled
1.. she had a nice bald eagle when i was there last
2..you i just balled that eagle
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