The Balkans
the most wretched hive of sc-m and villany (other than youtube comments). a place where everyone hates each other. a place where every country dreams of having another country’s land. a place where a country can have 3 major ethnicities and not be destroyed by a civil war. a place where muslims and orthodox christians fight all day. a place where every one thinks he’s better than anyone else. a place where you want to stay away from.
serbia: remove kebab remove stinky turk muslim
croatia: f-ck you serbia you oppress every minority
albania: f-ck you serbia kosovo is albania and macedonia is oppressing us
bosnia: pls halp
srpska: let me go stupid bosnian kebab turk
bulgaria: i don’t know what they are even grumbling about. and i don’t care
macedonia: we are best we are true macedonians greeks are turks aleksandr was macedonian
greece: f-ck you slavic idiot you are a slav and f-ck you turkgay instabul is greek
montenegro: serbia, i thought you were better than that.
romania: i am not a f-cking gypsy you piece of sh-t you dont know and your country sucks blabalalbalbalbabla…
slovenia: i am not in the balkans, i am in central europe
turkey: i hate you all. p-ssively. also, i’m in asia, not in europe.
moldova: don’t know, don’t care
kosovo: i don’t even know what i am
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