The Bart Simpson


as you ride a skateboard, you spank the -ss of a random woman so hard it is as if it was sprayed with red graffiti, all while screaming “cowabunga!”
dude, i gave her the bart simpson so hard yesterday!” “fosho?” “fosho!”

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