the bases
just remember the 4 f’s kids:
1st base : french (making out)
2nd base : feel (the b–bies)
3rd base : finger (masturbating the other guy/girl)
4th base : f-ck (to get laid!)
guy 1: so what did you do with jane last night?
guy 2: i got to 2nd base with her.
guy 1: good job. gotta love those b–bies.
guy 2: b–bies? i just kissed her.
guy 1: wow…….. do you even know what the bases are?
moral of the story:
do not be like guy 1.
first base: making out
second base: b–b touch
third base: oral s-x
home run: puss pounding
scotty: dude, i got to second base last night
blake: really? wuts the bases?
scotty: i dont know…wut is -n-l s-x?
sean: i think special b-tt love is a foul ball
first: making out
second: feeling up
short stop: hand jobs
third: oral
home: s-x
shay: we got to third base last night!
jan: you got oral??
shay: well… no… but he touched me….
jan: that’s more of a short stop area dork. learn the bases
– 1st base= french kissing/ kissing with tongue
-2nd base= feeling each other up. for a boy, their finger is put inside v-g-n-,or just touching the br–sts. for a girl, give the boy a handjob
-3rd base= licking each other. for a boy, licking the girls v-g-n-. for a girl, they give him a bl-w j-b/ put her mouth on the p-n-s
-4th base= s-x
i went to 2nd with my gf the other day, hope we get to the bases some time
the four bases of a relationship.
1- french, or kiss.
2- feel, or b–bedge
3- finger, or playing the g-string
4- f-ck, that pretty much sums it up don’t you think?
the bases!
guy a: dude i totally scored 4th base last night!
guy b: lucky i cant even get to 2nd.
base 1: kissing
base 2: b–bs.
base 3: fingering / hand job
base 4: oral
home run: getting laid.
person 1: mateeeeeeeeeee i just went to base 3 with my gf last night.
person 2: mate! me & my gf went for the home run last night.
person 1: wow. lucky b-gg-r, mine is like well fridged.
person 2: mate, i’ve been to like all of the bases with my gf!
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