the basset hound
the act of a woman using both hands to pull down her ear lobes(which turns off her gag reflex) and the man then tries to gag her with his d-ck. ending with a loud moan from the woman portraying the sound of a “b-sset hound.”
stop gagging and do the b-sset hound.
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