The Batman

while doing a girl from behind, subtly grab a flashlight and flash it towards the ceiling. once she’s distracted and confused by the light, scream “to the batcave!”, and slam into her -ss.
my girlfriend is still mad at me for doing the batman to her last week
a s-x act: when you force a young child (preferably male) to watch you shoot his parents in the face with your load
little horatio was scarred when he witnessed his parents suffer the fate of the batman
performed during “whoopie”.

1. when you are about to blow your load, walk away into a dark room saying nothing. lure her into to the room, and much like batman himself, use her fear and surroundings to stalk her until you can swoop down on her like the predator you are and the prey she is, and blow your load on her.

alternate

2. hang from the ceiling and lure your victim…er…yea, vctim, into the room and when shes in the right position swoop down and blow your load on her.
the cops were impressed with my creativity in creating the batman, but were unimpressed along with the ems team when my girlfriend had a heart-attack after i swooped on her and erupted.
when you’re taking a b-tch from behind and, suddenly, leave the house without a trace and she never sees you again.

the best way to do this is to hold her against the mattress, with one hand and (possibly using your foot for aid) pick your clothes up, off of the floor. when you think she’s really feeling it, jump backwards, through the door. put your pants on, quickly, when you land on your back, grab your shoes and get the rest of your clothes on, in the bushes.

i’ve done this, twice, and it always works.

by the time she gets to the door, i’m gone like a cool breeze.

i never tried it in a big house, though. just little apartments. i can’t imagine it would work, if she’s got a big bedroom.
i was f-ckin’ this chick right, last night, until she started talkin’ about breakfast ‘n’ sh-t. i pulled my sh-t out, right quick, and gave that b-tch the batman.
when a male paints his scrodum black with paint or ink and receives oral s-x (from male or female). the giver of the oral s-x is lying on the bed with his or her head hanging off the edge of the bed. while giving oral s-x, the male scrodum is tapping against the givers eyes and nose area shading this area of the face black thus revieling a look that resembles a batman mask.
last night i gave my girl the “the batman”.
when you’re with a girl that likes to use -n-l beads on you, she puts down a tarp for when she pulls them out and you defecate.

either one of you then pics up the tarp that is covered in seaman and faeces and wear it like a cape and start flapping around the room, creating the illusion you are a bat.
far out man did you here derrick gave randy mandy the the batman last night” “yeah i heard he swooped on her like an eagle
stick the index finger in the p-ssy, then stick both the index in the p-ssy and the pinky up the b-tt, the stick the index in the p-ssy, the pinky up the b-tt, and the opposite hand’s index in one of the ears at the same time, then start singing the batman theme song (do doo doo do doo doo do doo bat man..you know how it goes) while pulling the fingers in and out to the beat of the song
jake wants to do the batman on katelyn, get the batmobile robin and take him to her house