The Bear

you are thrusting the girl in the -ss as hard as you possibly can, with no lube or contraceptive, while your right hand is shoved into her mouth wiggling around like a jar of honey. with your left hand, you constantly punch / jab her in the stomach. once she finally falls over and dies or becomes unconscious, guzzle down at least a pint to liter of honey and vomit all over her.
evan gave nicole the bear, she quickly bled to death.
bears are powerful members of an online community or forum, and are usually very knowledgeable on certain subjects. they can often get annoyed at people new to their forum, because they don’t have the same level of respect or know-how.

the term ‘bears’ comes from the popular welcome to new members of an internet community, ‘don’t feed the bears’. a bear attack is when a bear decides to flame a less important member for little or no reason.
poetic-justice: omg help i can’t part-tion my drives…!
t0nedef: no! go home! we don’t want you here, and you’re a stupid f-ck. get a life, and leave me alone. rawr!
captainstumpy: yeargh! it’s one of the bears! run for your lives!
nickname given to huge, hairy men who walk like bears.
my dad is called the bear. he eats children.
bears are powerful members of an online community or forum, and are usually very knowledgeable on certain subjects. they can often get annoyed at people new to their forum, because they don’t have the same level of respect or know-how.

the term ‘bears’ comes from the popular welcome to new members of an internet community, ‘don’t feed the bears’. a bear attack is when a bear decides to flame a less important member for little or no reason.
poetic-justice: omg help i can’t part-tion my drives…!
t0nedef: no! go home! we don’t want you here, and you’re a stupid f-ck. get a life, and leave me alone. rawr!
narada: oh f-x, the bears are out!
when pat anderson is tripping on coricidin cough and cold and he rips egg farts throughout the whole night, non stop until someone has to quarantine his smelly -ss.
dude the bear farted so much that he sh-t his underwear
a dead, old cheating drunk who used to coach the alabama football team. gumps view him as the second coming of christ.
one part of the holy bammer trinity, the other two parts being joe namath and kenny stabler. gumps will often wear houndstooth-pattern clothing, to pay tribute to their fallen savior and his famous hat.
gump 1: “remember when the bear was coach and we didn’t lose to the likes of la-monroe?”
gump 2; “i sure do! rowe tide rowe!”
a young girl who seeks male pleasure from old men, she will nail/hook up with anything that has a p-n-s. she is really bad at talking dirty and every s-xually thing that she says includes her “soaking wet juicy” which is not fully developed yet.
dude the bear texted me saying that she wants me to “stick my throbbing c-ck inside her soaking wet juicy p-ssy”

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