The Bear and the Dachshund
a large, scratchy, -sshole-stretching t-rd-bomb, followed by a more comfortably sliding-out fecal extrusion. the bear, large and combative, all claws and fangs, makes a big splash as he enters the water, before giving way to the dachshund, designed for slipping easily through holes in the snow to retrieve downed quail.
i feel better now after seeing the bear and the dachshund
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