The Bearded One
a man of immense power and might that has a magnificent ginger beard and can not feel pain. this man sometimes is mistaken as jesus, but undoubtedly has the means to destroy the world. a man of this power is rare to find and often has the intellect to make his plans go through.
someone of this power can complete extreme tasks such as:
breathing fire
throwing cars
reading minds
predicting actions
time traveling
flying
and even solving a rubik’s cube
“holy sh-t is that ‘the bearded one'”
-sh-ts oneself-
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