The Beethoven
when a male is being ridden by a female and the male c-ms first. the female gets so angry that she pins the male down and shakes the s-m-n out of her v-g-n- onto the males chest. it is named so because it looks like a st. bernard is slobbering all over the males chest when it happens.
andy: so how did it go last night man?
billy: not so good, i came first and she gave me the beethoven
the beethoven is where a guy is about to bust on a girls face but then slaps her in the face and while her head is turned he busts in her ear.
wolfgang: hey luddy, what did you last night?
ludwig: dude, i totally gave olga the beethoven last night. she lost all of her hearing in her left ear!
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