The Beetus


n.: a cooler, hipper way to say, “diabetes;” coined by a beloved walrus wearing a cowboy hat, who also may or may not endorse oatmeal.
“uncle smitty can now get his testing supplies mailed right to his home; he has the beetus.”

“die-uh-beet-us, beet-us beet-us. someone get me a sugar-free pudding. i’ve got the beet-us beet-us.”

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