The Behind the Music Presidency
formula-narrative driven public-consciousness regarding the president’s progress, where epic heights are routinely imperiled with chasmic pitfalls, and where for every second speech the ‘stakes could not be higher,’ will ‘define his/her presidency,’ and invites the usual cliches by the typical pundits.
— phew!! i’m just glad that, for all the upheavals, that things are finally going great!!
— but wait, are they?! sure, if there’s a great speech to be given, he’s more intrepid than fdr (who rationed his fireside chats, so as not to be overexposed,) but this next challenge coming-up will define his presidency!!
— it’s the behind the music presidency…there’s always the vp oprah fallback position….
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