The Ben Bernak
dry shaving your gal’s box after cleaning out her purse.
i am 5 deep into the evening and out of funds. i look at the only source of financing expansion and that is my date’s purse and her credit cards. i take action. i am broke and h-rny so i give her the ben bernak. we both prosper – the evening continues using her money and i get to shave her owl.
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