The Bernie Mac
to bernie mac someone: to catch a person so completely unawares as to absolutely decimate them.
does not necessarily need to be a physical -ssault, but a vicious triple pimp slap combo is the archetypical essence of the move.
“f-ck you, f-ck you, f-ck you, you’re cool, and f-ck you….i’m out.” – ‘julio’ from half-baked
the bernie mac.
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