the best band in the world
listen up b-tches
there can be only one band mentioned here whilst keeping a straight face!
the beatles
you know its true!
guy 1 the best band in the world are the beatles
guy 2 no dude ,they suck, its metallica
guy 3 no way its either nirvana or offspring
guy 1 (b-tch slaps the other two]for being complete b-tt-munchers
there are many bands that compete for the t-tle of “the best band in the world”, popular ones include,
-the beatles
-metallica
-nirvana
-alice in chains
-pink floyd
-led zepplein
-the rolling stones
(all of those are great bands by by the way)
and the list goes on, saying _______ is the best band ever is pretty much saying that thats your favorite band
in my opinion the t-tle for the best band in the world would have to go to the doors, but that’s only an opinion and no band can really take the place as the best band in the world unless every single person on the planet liked said band.
fred: the beatles are the best band in the world
mike: h-ll no! metallica kicks their -ss on the stage
bill: are you kidding? pink floyd all the way
dan: the doors are better than all of them combined
tom: lolz u guys r so gay, limp bizkit is by far the best band ever.
dan, bill, fred, and mike settle their differences and beat the living sh-t out of tina.
quite simply, unmistakably, undeniably and without a doubt; pink floyd
hey man, let’s listen to some music…
oh, ok. what do you have in mind?
you know… music!
ok! i’ll put on some pink floyd.
dude! they’re the best band in the world!
ac/dc
ac/dc is the best band in the world
metallica. they are the most influential and successful heavy metal band of all time. formed in 1981, they are still relevant and popular after over 25 years of making great music. they have made five consecutive number 1 charted studio alb-ms: the black alb-m, load, reload, st. anger, and death magnetic. they currently consist of:
james hetfield – vocals and rhythm guitar
lars ulrich – drums
kirk hammett – lead guitar
robert trujillo – b-ss
former members:
dave mustaine
ron mcgovney
cliff burton (r.i.p.)
jason newsted
kill ’em all, ride the lightning, master of puppets, …and justice for all, the black alb-m, just a few of their masterpieces known as alb-ms.
metallica is the best band in the world.
metallica. they can-not be beaten. s&m f-cking awesome!!
everyone should know that metallica are the best band in the world and if you doubt that id watch out
metallica. the greatest band of all time. nirvana is close to metallica, but metallica is better. (nirvana rocks, though i like metallica a little bit better)metallica consists of james hetfield, kirk hammil, lars ulrich, and… it was cliff burton, but i forgot the new guy’s name. well, they rock!
d-mn, metallica’s ride the lightning was the best alb-m ever made!
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