The best song ever
the best song ever is the “chik-i chi-ka” song that was featured in every 80s movie ever made.
man 1:”did you hear that chik-i chi-ka song that was in ferris bueller’s day off?”
man 2:”i’m so sick of that stupid f-cking song, it sucks!”
man 1:”yea, i guess you’re right, that song does suck.”
(to the tune of: do your ears hang low? do they wobble to and frow?) doooooooeeeeeees yooouuuuurr…..wenis get hard when you look at your grandma…..does your b-n-r throb strong when you beat it with a hamma’…..can you pet it like a puppy and make it spit milk…..i’ll trade you a weeks worth of s-m-n for the finest chinese silk…..as long as she’s r-t-rded it’s not considered rape, so mentally prepare for -n-l and grab the masking tape…when your about to bust get it all in the b-tt, then make her squeeze it out and call her a sl-t…..tell her its all her fault and that she’s here to stay, then lock the b-tch in the closet, now you can always get laid!
daaaaaammmmmmmmmmmn the dirty version of “do your ears hang low” is like totally the best song ever dawggggg. even jesus added it to his top 10 favorites ipod playlist.
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