the bifocals
when a male -j-c-l-t-s on a female’s eye gl-sses. the male must fill each lense with his s-m-n. after the lenses are filled with s-m-n, the female must put the eye gl-sses on her face and go to the mall.
man, i saw this chick at the mall yesterday that looked like she got the bifocals.
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