The Big Nasty
the actual act of s-xual intercourse, man-to-woman; woman-to-man. when i was young (many eons ago) they had the ‘base’ system:
1st base: kissing and maybe some ‘under the sweater’ action
2nd base: french kissing and fondling
3rd base: naked bodies rubbing together, but no penetration
4th base or home run: s-xual intercourse
it got stupid to say 4th base and saying home run during baseball season could be confusing. so the act bacame the big nasty.
susie: did johnnie feel you up last night, nancy?
nancy: no suze, we went all the way. enjoyed the big nasty, donchaknow.
-n-l-oral contact, also referred to as -n-l-oral s-x, r-mm-ng, or anilingus (from -n-s and lingua), is a form of oral s-x involving contact between the -n-s or perineum of one person and the mouth of another. aka – the defined art of b-tthole pleasures.
angie: “that corn was really good.”
the big nasty: “boy, i would suck a fart out of her -ss.”
a process that used to be used back in the day by call center agents supporting cable modems. it was a long, multi-step average handle time killer that included ripping out windows’ tcp/ip components, removing and re-installing network drivers, deleting the related entries from the registry, deleting some windows system files that were frequently corrupted, restoring the system files, rebooting a few times, getting up and doing the chicken dance on your desk, calling the mentor line a few dozen times and guzzling lots of coffee. always done as a last resort, usually at the recommendation of a mentor.
john tried ripping the stack and the nic, but that didn’t work so he just did the big nasty and that got her back online.
nickname for the amphibious -ssault ship uss n-ssau (lha-4)
the big nasty is always underway.
1) somone with a small flacid p-n-s, or other genetalia. 2)prep-b-scent fat kids.
a) the big nasty couldn’t even tickle the girl.(in bed) b) logan touched the big nasty.
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