The big red chicken
a really big, fat, obese chicken from dora the explorer. he’s the size of a 747, i think he’s in the middle of p-b-rty because his voice sounds like a 45 year old guy who is trying to do a voiceover of any of justin bieber’s songs.
carl: brian! you should really lay off the burgers… seriously, you’re starting to look like the big red chicken!
brian: ”but i like fast food.”
carl: ”brian, are you the big red chicken’s son?”
brian: ”oh, no he’s my uncle..”
carl: -facepalm-
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