The Big V


a polite way to refer to a woman’s v-g-n-. especially useful in exchanges when the word ‘v-g-n-‘ is too formal, but you’re not comfortable saying ‘sn-tch’, ‘hole’, ‘c-nt’ or suchlike to your companion.
mum : how did your first date with julia go?
son : yeah, i like her, we had a lotta fun.
mum : did she let you touch the big v?
son: mum! she’s a true love waits girl. but i just know she’s gonna break her vows real soon…

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