the Bim
the bim (short for bimbo) is a staple of “shoot the puck” at chicago blackhawks home games. along with “the kid” (child under 12 with a hawks jersey) and “the tool” (some 100 level jerk with wrinkles) the bim attempts to shoot the puck through an opening in a piece of plywood for airline tickets. the bim is usually a little buzzed, has big t-ts and bigger hair. her heels are never less than 2″ and she always laughs at her own results.
i’ll go buy a round after the bim shoots.
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