the bird


the word
a well a everybody’s heard about the bird,
b-bird bird bird, the bird is the word
the finger, the new york state bird, the one finger salute.
1. i flipped off an annoying fan at a bears game in 90.

2. mike ditka grabbed his manhood and flipped off the fans for harr-ssing him and the saints players. he was later fired for the incident.
the bird is a complicated s-xual maneuver. successful completion requires five (5) people, one of whom is the bird.

the bird takes one d-ck from the back, one d-ck in the mouth, one d-ck in their left hand (while the person stands on the bird’s left), and one d-ck in their right hand (while the person stands on the bird’s right).

bent over with all four (4) p-n-ses in position, the bird jerks their arms back-and-forth while rocking their body back-and-forth. they look like they are trying to fly away, hence, the bird.
dude, i just walked in on the sickest sh-t i have ever seen!

i caught nathan, matt, jon, mitch, and dave doing the bird!
the middle finger when used as a salute.
i cut off a cop today, and he gave me the bird.
the bird is the word.
“one in every twelve americans is unaware that the bird is the word.”
a tactical nuke in call of duty modern warfare 2. coined by gamertag: icamplikeachamp after dropping his 50th nuke.
i just got my twenty-fifth kill, as soon as i die i’m dropping the bird.
the bird is equal to or greater than the word (look up surfin bird by the trashmen on any music related website)
havn’t you herd that the bird is the word

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