the birds and the bees
how parents explain interspecies relations to little children in a non-frightening way. especially important to let the young understand the danger of unwanted pregnancy in same-species s-x.
little johnny’s interested in girls, we better tell him about the birds and the bees so he understands why we sh-g sheep.
the explanation of s-xual reproduction. in old fashioned times people were embarrased to discuss s-x let alone tell children. so they used mother nature as a metaphor to portray s-x as a natural thing and not a crime punishable by eternal d-mnation.
“now philip, it’s your fortieth birthday and i feel you are ready to know about the birds and the bees..”
slang term used often by parents to explain s-x. the bee is the male becuase of his stinger (being the males p-n-s) and the bird is the woman getting stung (or f-cked).
i told sarah today about the birds and the bees. but she still dosnt understand s-x.
the explanation of s-x usually coming from a parent to a son or daughter.
mom, do we really have to talk about the birds and the bees?
noun. 1. pertaining to two types of winged animals, known for their contrary mating habits. 2. metaphor – pertaining to the delicate time in a young man’s life when he begins to notice females in a ‘special way,’ seeing them not as harbingers of cooties, but as ‘totally wordboneable.’ specifically, it refers to the courtship and love-making act commonly engaged in while in the backseat of his father’s buick.
1. “it must be spring,” cried billy. “look at all the birds and the bees!” 2. “son, you are coming of age now, and, well, um, i think we need to have ‘the talk.’ you know, about the birds and the bees,” said father.
“aww sh-t,” thought son. “i wish i were wasted right now.”
the euphonism your parents used when they told you about the hibbly-jibbly.
last night i learned all about the birds and the bees.
the explanation of s-x to a young person; usually delivered by his/her parents.
“son, it’s time we talked about the birds and the bees.”
the non-embarr-ssing way of teaching your children about s-x. the bee (male) and the bird (female.)
i think its time to tell you about the birds and the bees, sweetie.
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