The Birthday Cake
having s-x with a girl from behind, and finishing on her -ss. after you’ve finished you use a rubber spatula to evenly distribute the c-m on her b-tt cheeks, as if it were icing on a cake. when this is complete you may stick a candle in her b-tt hole and light it. finish off by putting on a birthday party hat and you have successfully completed the birthday cake.
“dude, i gave steph the birthday cake last night!”
“oh that’s nice of you dude, was it red velvet or…?”
“no dude, i came on her b-tt and smeared it with a spatula.”
when you make a cake and rub the left over frosting on your girl’s t-ts, then t-tty f-ck her. then she sucks the frosting off your d-ck like she is blowing out the candle.
on my birthday, after my party. my girl took me to the bedroom and we did the birthday cake.
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