the bisquit
a disgusting party game involving a common b-ttermilk bisquit(2+ male players needed). first the players form a circle (or if only 2 players, face to face) placing the bisquit in the center. then the players drop trow and furiously jack off. when they’re about to unload, they must aim their spooge directly at the bisquit, covering it in everyone’s j-zz.
the last player to j-zz on the bisquit (the loser of the game) has to eat the soiled pastry with everyones j-zz on it.
jack: “i’m bored.”
joe: well we could always play “the bisquit”.
jack: ” sick! what are you, gay?”
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