the bitch is back


a term used to refer to the fact that a female is currently menstruating.
example 1:

person a: “hey, do you wanna go shopping later?”
person b: “ugh, i wish i could… the b-tch is back. i have a date with my heating pad.”

example 2:
male person a: “so are we gonna have s-x tonight?”
female person b: “the b-tch is back. what do you think?”
male person a: “…beej?”

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