The BK Hook-Up
1. when your friend who works at burger king hooks you and all your buddies up with some 5 star eating with a 50% discount.
2. an armada of chicken fingers and fries loaded onto a trey coming at you faster than you can say “have it your way”. all for 50% off.
3. a s-xual term for when a man dresses up in a king costume and is about to perform -n-l s-x on a woman but instead shoves a trey full of french fries and chicken fingers into her -ss hole.
tyler: yo zack, the bk hook-up was awesome yesterday!
zack: yea, that was sick.
tyler: good thing kyle got that 50% discount or that never would have happened.
zack: yea dude… want to suck on my p-n-s…
tyler: no
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