the Black Box
the non-drinker or the least drunk person who witnessed the spinning out of control of his/her friends on a night of intoxication leading to blowups, blackouts and crash landings. the black box is often called upon to piece together the evening leading up to the disaster(s).
when the party girl woke up naked with a bruise on her chin and her ex-boyfriend and new girlfriend in her bed, horrified, she ran out of the room to ask her roommate, the black box, what happened.
this the most illegal box in the world as far as software goes. it has 8 disks in the box. each worth over 1000 dollars in stores. they are all permanently cracked and they are also all pirated obviously. the box was made out of plastic and electrical tape. it has 3 words on the box…”the black box”.
guy 1: “hey man have you heard about the black box?”
guy 2: “no man i haven’t, what is it?”
guy 1: “………………………………..”
guy 2: “are you okay dude?”
guy 1: “it is death by software!!!!!!”
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