The Blawl Game


a mind game inspired by the game, but intended to foster friendly compet-tion rather than spite.

there are only two rules:

1) in any exchange between partic-p-nts of the blawl game, whichever says “blawl” first, wins that exchange. note that, due to the nature of the blawl game, this is not accompanied by a loss for the other player; rather, the winner wins that exchange while the other player remains unaffected.

2) there must be a time period between exchanges to prevent blawl spamming; this time period is defined as however long it takes for all members of the previous exchange to have stopped thinking about the blawl game.

thus, if one partic-p-nt were to win an initial blawl exchange, and the two partic-p-nts were to then have a several-minute conversation about other things, and the other partic-p-nt were to then suddenly remember the blawl game, they could then slip “blawl” into the conversation and win the second exchange.
person a: “good morning, how are you today?”
person b: “meh, i’m feeling a little blawl today.”

person a: “happy blawlday to you, happy blawlday to you!”

person a: “rofb”
person b: “huh? don’t you mean rofl?”
person a: “nope. rofb: rolling on the floor blawling.”

person a: “what does a giraffe have in common with a giant redwood?”
person b: “something about being tall?”
person a: “nope, actually they’re both quite blawl.”

person a: -reads this definition-
person b: “welcome to the blawl game.”

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