The Booby Tron 6000
a m-ss of delight and wonderment. a rack so m-ssive, so perfectly shaped that it defies all laws of nature. what ‘bootilicious’ is to hip black men, the b–by tron 6000 is the nerdy white man’s great white buffalo. upon seeing the b–by tron 6000 any man would immediatly fall into a state of denile and -ssume that the womam was a s-x robot sent from the year 6000.
dexter: omg erkle! did you see that female’s breast?
erkle: indeed!
-clears gl-sses of fog-
erkle: this creature must be a pleasure droid sent back in time from the year 6000!
dexter: she is… the b–by tron 6000!
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