The Boot
a great place to visit if its louisiana
i like it because it has so much to do, if its louisiana.
louisiana…
…where the south east begins.
the campus bar of tulane university in new orleans, louisiana. either the best or worst bar in the world, depending on your perspective. a good place to hook up with strangers, especially ones in high school, and drink overpriced alcohol underage. undeniably skeezy, but with a charm all its own.
for me, boot o’clock is around 3:30 am, although the boot is great all the time.
to be kicked when you’re already down. (usually not in the literal sense).
tom: i cannot believe my girlfriend just broke up with me! after 3 years!
mike: uh…tom?
tom: yeah? what is it, mike?
mike: is that your car outside? the red suburban…the one that is being towed?
tom: ahhhh christ! first my girlfriend breaks up with me and now this f-ckin’ jabronee has to come along and give me the boot!?! great! just g-d d-mned perfect!
to get kicked out.. not necessarily in a rude or offensive manner
kendra: cory what did you do last night?
cory: well, i was at mikey’s keggar but the cops showed up at 2 and we got the boot.
common slang used in the western regions of the united states, referring to the feeling of wearing 100+ pound boots on each foot. after smoking a thick blunt or cross joint, or even a heavy bong rip, sitting becomes #1 on one’s priority list. “the boots” weigh you down so much that you can’t arise from your given beanbag/couch/chair/etc.
“yo, i’m so ripped… can we please run to taco bell for some munch?”
“nah man, i’m wearin’ the boots. can’t move.”
to be kicked out.. not necessarily in a rude or offensive way
ashley: kendra, what did you do last night?
kendra: well i was at adam’s kegger but the police showed up and we all got the boot
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