the boulder
a living creature disguised as a human. it originated in the himalayan mountains. the boulder is an immensely strong creature, able to crush objects and people with ease. some say the boulder has the ability to roll at tremendous speeds, even on flat terrain. stories of the boulder range far and wide, each tale different from the rest. some say it sustains its life from the solar rays of the sun. some say it gets all the sun it needs from pokemon sun. and some say that it gains its power from a most sticky and horrendous liquid, sugar water. the latest news of the boulders whereabouts and its disguise vary from each and every article. but one prominent one remains. that it hides itself in the disguise, of a stout asain man.
watch out, the boulder is coming!
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