the brandon
a s-xual move involving 100 female -rg-sms in a row
he gave her the brandon, and she cried out for hours
when wearing a b-tton up shirt for work, but the top 3 b-ttons are left undone so the t-shirt underneath is easily visible.
did you see lanzo rocking “the brandon”?
yeah, you could totally see his t-shirt. what a t-rd. looks like he’s got bacon neck too.
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